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Diss Post

When you post a status or comment on a blog or social network that disses someone.
Check out my new diss post on FB:
"Stephanie is so boughetto!"
by King_George_3rd August 26, 2013
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madd poster child

Anyone who has more than one DUI on their driving record,or someone who gets busted for a DUI,everytime they get behind the wheel.
He (she) has so many DUI arrests on their driving record,he(she) could be a MADD poster child.
by RTBSTRD November 4, 2013
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pimp post

The fold-down center arm rest found in just about any 1960-1970 luxury automobile.
"Hey baby, flip up that pimp post, slide on down the seat, climb up to my bumper and lemme smack dat monkey!"
by Hoosierdaddio November 10, 2013
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spit post

Spit Post- a post on Facebook of all your thoughts in one shot so you don't blow up everyone's feed with hundreds of posts, that are in the format of a list. Like you're spitting everything out at once.
Today's Spit Post...

*That bitch has me twisted.
*What are people's obsession with cats? Cats suck.
*I went to the doctors today. It was just a rash. #TYJ
*I can't sleep tonight. Wish this headache would go away.
*"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most"-Ozzy Osbourne, my favorite quote ever.
*No, I don't like you. Yes, I'm talking about you.
by madeinsanpablo July 8, 2014
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slam post

When a person on Facebook steals a pic/caption from another web-site, then re-post it on there page, multiple times per day, from different pages.
An attempt for attention that only annoys.
I was looking on my FB home page, but it was so clogged up from a "slam post" that I logged out in disgust, post after post of stupid quips and pics, that have no meaning to anyone but those that post it, thinking it's relevant, but its NOT !
by FB Sucks May 12, 2014
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Pot Post

Posting a FB note while "High as all Fuck" on how good your edibles and related 420 friendly materials are that you recently digested, then coming across the post 2 days later and saying "Wow! Who Posted That?!?"
"Wow that 'Pot Post' I just came across on my FB page from the other day confirms my view on how Dope that Synthesis Shit was....as I don't remember 'Fuck!' about posting it! Man....was I Burnt!!"
by Ohsider October 14, 2014
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Scratching Post

Sex position in which the man enters the woman with her legs on his shoulders while at the same time she scratches his beard.
Caitlin and I totally did the Scratching Post last night. I don't know if the sex or the beard scratches felt better.
by Brclifford January 24, 2017
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