Penis Uppercut

When you are about to force your a girl to suck your dick in the dark, you can't see so you keep hitting the girl under the chin like an uppercut.

I penis uppercutted my girlfriend today.

by Sexmaster69thousand November 29, 2011

Skyscraper Penis

V1nce’s penis. The opposite is every furries penis oh wait they don’t have one. SUB TO V1nce Cuh

“V1nce has a skyscraper penis”

by FURRIES.SHALL.DIE April 21, 2022

penis player

lyrics found in Rare album "Killer Cuts"

"a penis player!" "said between the way you move" and "the way you move

A penis player

by otakuwind February 2, 2004

Penis fart

a commonly used noun oversaid by stupid teenagers that have nothing else to say or do. Immediate punchline, or punch in the face

PENIS FART
*sockinthejaw*

by TruthSpeaker August 9, 2004

Penis Wrinkle

Reffers to how uncircumsized males' forskin krinkles up at the tip of the penis in a circular shape.

Tommy laughed at Carls little penis wrinkle.

by crackhedwinner February 11, 2010

Castle Penis

This is a penis, that resembles a castle. In some cases, the penis looks SO much like a castle, that normal castle preditors such as Trolls, Orcs, Mutant Nija Warriors, and Dirty Magicians, will attack at site in hopes to take over the castle, and rid it of any prior inhabitants.

Joey, you got a castle penis, you better protect the prince our your through!

by EgonStrangler July 12, 2007

[Cannon Penis]

A large penis that is able to shoot out cannonballs

Ian(from Smosh): "You want more Cannon Penis? We'll give you more cannon penis."

by TheTerrorthatflapsinthenight September 13, 2011