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haha i shot your wife

shooting someone’s wife mean free dinner I recommend getting the Gen z’s first then the Karen’s. Anyways if you are gonna eat wife then go to the really empty Chinese restaurant!
person 1: Haha I shot your wife!
Person2: well. Thank you for my dinner!
Person1:your welcome.
by sxravhi June 12, 2022
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shot in the face day

A celebrated day, mostly among the veteran community of the day that Osama Bin Laden shot in the face
"Happy shot in the face day gary!"
by asswipe390 May 2, 2024
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Allen shot

What?
"Allen shot?"
"That never happens"
by JohnF.KennedySavedUs July 18, 2023
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Lau shot

Lau Shot
(noun)

In Valorant (or similar tactical shooters), a deliberately reckless, flashy, and “clip-worthy” shot attempted with little to no chance of success. The defining feature of a Lau Shot is that it is executed not to win the round, but to intentionally throw it.

A throw that succeeds in its mission of sabotaging the round, thereby costing the team the game, is known as a successful Lau Shot.

Origin: Named after a player (or archetype of player) notorious for prioritizing style and meme potential over actual victory.
"Bro tried to wall-bang an Operator through three smokes at max range. That’s a classic Lau Shot.”
by Der2032 August 27, 2025
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Ghost Shot

The action of taking a shot but being so fucked up that you didn’t actually realize you already took it
Dude, Brady was so fucked up at last weekend’s party that he asked Christine for his Ghost Shot five minutes after he had already drank it.
by Fuck.Jacob November 23, 2024
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Irish Sling shot

Where the male partner pulls his cock back while hard and lets it go and makes it slap on the females face
Hey mariah i’m gonna give u an irish sling shot
by TylovesPuh October 12, 2025
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2020 Election Cycle Shot

A reversed engineered tequila shot meant to make you physically feel (relief from?) the year 2020 and the American Presidential election cycle.

1. Snort Salt

2. Take the tequila shot

3. Squirt the lime into your open eyes

This will help fight COVID-19 as well as give you a distraction from American politics.
Steve: Man, this year is shit

Terri: Here, take this 2020 Election Cycle shot to distract you from it all

Steve: *takes shot as intended*

Steve: *can no longer be bothered by 2020 for a moment*

Steve: Thank you but please put it in reverse, Terri
Terri: *scooters into danger*
by Pibbs18 November 3, 2020
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