john brain moment

When you forget something incredibly important in a matter of seconds.

"Wait what'd you just say?"
"Oops looks like I had a john brain moment"

by Gamern't May 11, 2021

John pork is calling.

A phrase used to cut the sentence or the video.

"Hi guys m- John pork is calling."

by 5645645645 April 6, 2023

John and Charlie's Journey

John and Charlie's Journey is a british rapper and mental health campaigner from Wilmslow who sounds like they're from Manchester.

John and Charlie's Journey will change the world

by John Junior 1 September 11, 2020

John Paul II

A good pope. I am a sympothizer with Marxist principals, but I admire him a lot. He fought corruption, capitalism, and Iraq. He was a good Pope, and even though I disagree with him on gay marriage, he at least was for treating gays like Human beings. And he was against Aparteid.

We need more Pope John Paul IIs!

by Catholiccommunist April 26, 2006

John-n-Grace'd

To show up at a location, uninvited and unannounced and randomly tape a TV or internet segment.

Person1: Remember that one time we needed to film a video for Youtube but had no where to go?

Person2: Yeah we totally John-n-Grace'd the Marriott's lobby!

by Dork0730 April 26, 2011

John Fondoms

Related to the #1 definition for John Fonda, It is a condom created by a band called John Fonda based out of Philadelphia PA. The condoms feature an individual (somewhat humerous) picture of each band member (on the wraper).

"I wish I had a condom right now........ OH WAIT!!!! I forgot I got those John Fondoms at the show last night."

by Greg Pinney(drummerJOHNFONDA) December 23, 2009

John Chow'ed

When Google completely owns you, and you don't rank for anything on Google besides your domain.

Dude: "I had 100 results in Google last week, and now I have 0"

Dude2: "lol, you got John Chow'ed"

by Imgtags June 15, 2008