House

West Virginia cracker crib.

I found my bf shit-faced house in a west Virginia cracker crib

by anonymous July 22, 2021

House

Adj. a type of food with a high likelihood of being completely consumed in whatever quantity that has been made available.

Wife: Did you already finish that whole bag of Stacy’s Pita Chips? Husband: Of course. It’s a house food. You know this, smh.

Father: Your mother ate the whole pint of ice cream last night. Son: Yeah, ice cream…total house food. Father: Total what? Son: Huh?

Those following this diet should be aware of the purchase of house foods by family members, as we are not responsible for you crushing a whole bag of Stacy’s Pita Chips during Jeopardy, Karen.

by Jvpizz July 26, 2021

Cummy House

Ejaculated themed Chinese restaurant based in Mahwah, New Jersey.

I went to Cummy House to get some noodles and it had too much cum in it.

by Cuminyourassharu July 30, 2021

House

Anywhere you can sleep, including sofas, floor, benches, and many more exciting pl es

I live in a house

by FattyBattyDingDong August 10, 2021

Normanby House

A underrated college at Monash University full of losers and alcoholics. Common past times include drinking, puzzles and nott night preparations in the 'Rhino Room' the only place where booze is allowed. Normanby residences are a bunch of forgettable nobodies separated from the rest of Monash colleges by a road which they have never crossed in there life. Normanby residents are cryptids and legends, you earn a gold star if you come across them anywhere other than Uncle Dans. Normanby has a fork stealing problem and have not a single sporty resident anywhere.

Person 1: Hey did you go that party at Normanby House?

Person 2: I didn't even know people lived there? Isn't going to be knocked down anyway?
Person 1: Hopefully, no one there has a life.

by MothDaddy August 21, 2021

waffle house syndrome

when you feel like only eating breakfast food

it wears off after eating but in some cases it can be long lasting, peranant, or fatal

i got waffle house syndrome right now

by galix August 23, 2021

Fucking tree house

noun, plural: Fucking tree houses

Contemporary term for Sukkah (plural: Sukkot) (from Dictionary.com: a booth or hut roofed with branches, built against or near a house or synagogue and used during the Jewish festival of Sukkoth as a temporary dining or living area.)

Bro, after simchas beis we had a crazy farby in the Fucking tree house...

Dude, why the fuck didn't you fucking come to the bein at the Fucking tree house??

by GovAndrewCuomo August 25, 2021