Cream Jail

A Cream Jail is someone in a chastity cage and being vibrated while leaving a creamy substance after ejaculating. Hence the name Cream Jail

James left a cream jail in his chastity cage.

by YiffMeDaddyUwU April 16, 2022

Cream of mushroom

A word you say instead of cursing

*hits head*
Oh cream of mushroom that hurt

by Finger food November 12, 2020

butt cream

when your butt hole stings you need some butt cream too make the rash or cut feel better sometimes i use but cream after I cut my self with a switch blade from shaving my butt whole or after I take a huge poo.

ow my butt stings let me get my butt cream.

by but cream November 15, 2020

Tomato Ice Cream

Ice Cream made from the FRUIT Tomatoes.

Time for some Tomato Ice Cream! Yum yum.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 15, 2020

Tomato Ice Cream

Coming to a mouth near you! Soon!

Tomato Ice Cream DOES exist, baby!

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 16, 2020

Jungle Cream

When someone with a rather harry pubic region also has a large amount of male ejaculate in the same region.

Ah man I just jungle creamed myself!

by JingleBellCock November 19, 2020

Televisual face creaming

Televisulal face creaming is where a guy dyes his testicles multi-colors, then jizzes in his sexual partner's eyes, so that from his partner's perspective, it looks as if a television is malfunctioning in their eyes, as there are colors such as red and green floating about in her eyes, and it also stings like fuck, which simulates electric shock to the eyes.

Guy A: Ayyyyy Mark, did you do televisual face creaming on your gf last night?
Guy B: Nope, she told me she was moving to Mexico
Guy A: Fuck
*hot gay face creaming sex*

by WhoWantsToSniffWoodShillings December 7, 2020