by Hahah jabs December 10, 2021
Get the Chris Smithmug. by Tpert July 6, 2025
Get the Chrismug. A very sexual man. Hot as fuck and will eat you out like a god damn tuna taco. Besides for being a sex god, he is very loyal and kind. Chris will care for your every need. He is the kind of guy you go on a nice innocent stroll down the beach, holding his hand amd talking about you guys future, just to return to your house and have him make you scream Daddy.
"Chris is the guy every girl needs!"
"Chris is such a God, do you see those abs???"
"Oh my lord, Chris took me home last night and fufilled all my kinkest desires😍!"
"Chris is such a God, do you see those abs???"
"Oh my lord, Chris took me home last night and fufilled all my kinkest desires😍!"
by fuck_me.papi June 7, 2018
Get the Chrismug. Young Lad in his prime. Sometimes known as “The Cannon” or more recently “The Cannonball”. Famous for his many injuries and gourmet burgers, Chris spends his days playing sports and chewing gum.
by Redish Panda May 11, 2018
Get the chris mcculloughmug. by Merc42 December 2, 2018
Get the chris brueckenmug. Big phat and girthy with only Josh MC and Beth being able to withstand the power. Noah and Silas sometimes see it.
by Raelis October 13, 2025
Get the Chris’ Caulkmug. by Boobychill February 5, 2024
Get the Chrismug.