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Ninja Cock

A cock so powerful and overwhelming that you have no idea what to do with it. An elite warrior. It is very speedy and unable to be tamed, specialising in a vast array of martial arts. The ninja cock has multiple times the power of a normal cock, and those who possess a ninja cock have a high ranking within their society. Only the very worthy come into contact with the ninja cock as it is very special.
Renee's ninja cock was so powerful and strong that Jess became un-conscious when she witnessed it.

The ninja cock knocked me out cold.
by Patty Mayonaisse October 17, 2008
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Awks Cocks

When a girl makes a guy awkward, and makes his cock go down.
bob: its so annoying when Jude talk to other guys and curl their hair!
jonathan: Awks Cocks...
by blehhehe May 1, 2011
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Cock Buster

This is when a man cums so hard having a wank that the sperm comes out so hard, the the bellend pops off the scrotal zone.
My girlfriend tossed me off and I got so exited, I ended up having a Cock Buster. My girlfriend wansnt very pleased with my bellend popping into her nostril.
by Many Thanks July 14, 2015
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cock pouch

I tore my cock pouch climbing over the picket fence.
by cobbnobbler July 16, 2008
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cock haze

the haze in which one functions after a weekend in bed with significant other.
"I was in such a cock haze during my Monday moring meeting, I could not focus."
by k-girl September 11, 2005
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cock frock

1. Verb; To put on a condom.
2. Noun; A condom
Etymology of cock frock: Compound of frock, a garment worn by priests or other officials during religious ceremonies, and cock, a common euphamism for penis.

Antonym (definition 1): De-frock the cock
by Archbishop Bernard Law November 22, 2005
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cock-salad

3 or more dicks fitting into a girls mouth at once.
<dude 1> hey what was that thing we gave to Stephanie K. last night?
<dude 2> we fed her a cock salad
<dude 1> lol
<dude 2> lol
by phil May 10, 2004
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