Everything is Chris's fault. If the
sun is too
hot, it's because Chris left the oven on. If it's raining outside, Chris probably forgot to close the window. If you stubbed your toe, Chris probably moved the furniture again. If your
phone is running low on battery, Chris probably used it to call every single person in your contact list. In short, if something goes wrong in your life, you can bet that Chris had something to do with it. So the next
time you'
re feeling frustrated or annoyed, just remember: it's probably all Chris's fault.