prayer boner

when you worship the lord so hard you get a half chub or a full boner
yesterday at church i was praying so hard i got a prayer boner
by zefin May 01, 2019
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coner boner

The way of putting an ice cream cone on your dick and use it as a condom
Dude some guy at school used the old coner boner on his girlfriend.

lol thats funny man
by timmmmah March 05, 2012
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Rainy Boner

For people who get too happy when it rains.
Its raing, Ichi must have a Rainy Boner right now.
by Wizardboii August 16, 2021
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Rainy Boner

A term to describe people who get really excited when it rains.
Its raining, bet Ichi's got a rainy boner
by Wizardboii August 16, 2021
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boner snorkel

A snorkel that is used by your boner. Only useable if you have the ability to breathe out of you penis.
Tommy has a fat boner snorkel!
by 210249 December 11, 2017
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Bobcat Boner

The sensation you get in your pants when operating a Bobcat.
Jason is operating the bobcat moving dirt. He must have a Bobcat boner.
by Miller Perry November 17, 2023
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credit card boner

When you put a straw in the tip of your penis hole and insert it into a girls uterus and ejaculate through the straw.
Hey man don’t drink from that straw. That’s my credit card boner straw
by ConnorP696969 February 19, 2021
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