rotting vagina syndrome 

1. What happens to a woman after a heshe nicknamed cai'us has slept with her.

2. When the walls of slough off due to extensive rot.

"Did you hear cai'us killed another woman by giving her rotting vagina syndrome? So sad"

rotting vagina syndrome by Veriel September 18, 2013

Sparkling vagina

Noun.

-A piece of apparel, usually worn by pop stars, such as Shakira, that makes the vaginal area stand out more so than the rest of the clothing.

-When someone is clad in a one-piece, but for some reason, the genital area of their body is most noticeable.

Joe: "The body's craving, to feed the hungry!"
Mike: "What you singin', man?"
Joe: Just a Shakira song, nothin' wrong with 'dat, yo."
Mike: "Damn, that Shakira...whattya do with a lass like that?"
Joe: "Dunno, maybe look at her sparkling vagina all day?"
Mike: "Damn, that sparkling vagina...whattya do with a sight like THAT???"
Joe: "You masturbate to it."

Sparkling vagina by LetItBeatle November 27, 2013

gummy vagina 

A vagina that has not been used in or over three years.

Dude, you're mom has a gummy vagina.

gummy vagina by RAINBOW WARRIOR November 2, 2014

grumpy vagina 

When your vagina doesn't want that penis because it's depressed

We can't have sex because I have a grumpy vagina.

grumpy vagina by Samig April 10, 2015

allday vagina sweat

Those days when your nether regions appear to have burst a water pipe

todays weather is looking to blame for abnormaly high cases of "allday vagina sweat"

allday vagina sweat by pseudoef April 27, 2015

allday vagina sweat

Those days when your nether regions appear to have burst a water pipe

todays weather is looking to blame for abnormaly high cases of "allday vagina sweat"

allday vagina sweat by pseudoef April 27, 2015

Jurassic vagina 

Female anatomy that is ancient, very dangerous and has a cryptic history.

You've got a better chance rowing through the Bermuda triangle than risking your life in that Jurassic vagina.

Jurassic vagina by retarded Jesus January 29, 2016