ur mom gay

The best comeback in the history of comebacks.

Some Kid 1: ur autistic
Some Kid 2: ur mom gay
Some Kid 1: *dies*

by Sybillity January 30, 2020

because ur a bitch ass nigga

this is the typical sentence or “roast”, a peanut head, big toothed, lisp bigger than a fucking football field, kid would say when he feels left out of the situation.

It’s because ur a bitch ass nigga!

by joseph christopher mother November 2, 2019

Ur Auntie a Thotie

The most terrifying and most feared insult in any language known, and has the power to win any argument with a simple phrase.

Andrew: ur mom gay
Jeff: no u
Andrew: ur dad lesbian
Jeff: ur auntie a thotie
Andrew: *entire human race vanished from exsistence*

by The reincarnation of Jesus May 10, 2018

ur mom

it’s just your mom.

ur mom

by international fuck 🖕 April 26, 2022

Ur mom

When you don't know what to use in an argument. Say "Ur mom" and you instantly win.

Peter: Hey Joe, i hope that your dino nuggets are soggy and that you have chlamydia

Joe: Ur mom

Peter: I'm so sorry please forgive me Joe

by MegaChad69420UrMom November 23, 2021

Ur mom

Is a fun thing to say when someone asks where you are.It can be used as doing your mom, or (fucking your mom.’

When someone asks where you are, you can say “ your moms house”.

by Thesenutscanneverfitinyomouth January 24, 2022

National pleasure ur boyfriend day

August 6 is the the day where the girl does whatever the boy wants to feel pleasure

The girl gave the boy head on national pleasure ur boyfriend day

the boy finished in the girls 🐱 on national Pleasure your bf day

by Your moms crib August 2, 2021