Milk

Something Your dad went out to get

Your dad is never coming back with the Milk.

by Not_A_Drug_Dealer June 08, 2022

silk milk

A gizmo

Dude 1: I like to drink Silk milk
Dude 2: eww, that's gross.

by Anotomoose January 22, 2018

silk milk

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do it do it do it do it do it like this silk milk

by niofweriqpahefo[pbqpibfbufwepa January 27, 2023

milk crate mechanic

A person who has no formal training in automobile mechanics and has learned from hands on experience. Usually in the backyard or in the garage. carries his tools in an old milk crate, usually because they have no toolbox. Milk Crate Mechanics are usually very knowledgeable and are some of the best mechanics.

Milk Crate Mechanics always get the job done.

by Underground Hippie October 31, 2014

milking my creature

The art of mindlessly masturbating when you could be doing something more productive.

Did you see the big game last night?
No, I was at home milking my creature.

by RAAAGHderekRAAAGH December 01, 2023

A Lift Full of Milk

A mouth entirely filled with baby gravy.

We’d gone to the bogs between the main course and pudding arriving, and I’d filled her gob to the brim with love custard. Unfortunately the down button didn’t work, so she had a lift full of milk, and when the doors opened the carpet got drenched. Had to sit there with a flood of jizz on her top for the rest of the meal. I ordered a cheeseboard and some coffees, too.

by Pete’s A December 09, 2023

Milk shop

A trap of legends that has a mysterious power to attract dads, similar to the cigarette shop.
(Not to be mistaken for abandonment)

Young Gullible Dad "Don't worry son, I'm just going to get some milk"
Milk shop *laughs manically*

by ThatBoyFromSchool June 06, 2021