he gots hands

Usually used to describe someone who is a good fighter!

Gay guy Dario: Fuck you!(in a gay way)
Cool guy Ivan: Shut the fuck up before I put hands on you! Bitch!(in a cool way).
Gay guy Dario: Sorry(in a gay way)
Cool guy Ivan: Fuck this im gonna put hands on you bitch! (in a cool way).
(They fight and gay guy Dario gets sent to the hospital).
Bystander: That nigga has hands!

by Eevee.T December 26, 2004

Right Hand Rule

This rule states that when masturbating with your right hand your thumb points in the direction the spooge will fly and your curled fingers will point in the direction your dick will bend if you jerk it with the right hand all the time.

There is actually a corresponding left hand rule that works the exact same way.

"It's good to be an ambitextrious masturbater.If you don't switch from your right hand once in awhile the right hand rule will tell you which way your dick will get bent."

by E. Jack Ulator November 19, 2009

wank with the other hand

1. To purposefully deceive yourself in order to gain or increase satisfaction.

2. To gain or increase satisfaction.

3. To wank with the opposite hand that is normally used thus creating a new sensation in the reaching of climax.

1. Friend1: "I trained myself not to prematurely ejaculate with my girl by picturing your granddad naked before I cum."
Friend2: "Dont tell me how you wank with the other hand."

2. Friend1: "Get me a kebab to eat with this joint."
Friend2: "You're a lazy one but atleast you can wank with the other hand."

3. "I proceeded to wank with the other hand in hope that it felt like someone else was jerking me off."

by Sir Pink Panther April 27, 2006

second hand drunk

The ability to get drunk through inhaling alchoholic fumes from bevrages.

Jordan got second hand drunk while at the football game.



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by PooN DEZIGN SLC September 22, 2004

Hand Job Nails

Fingernails on a woman that are long and nicely manicured. A French manicure looks best, but other colors and designs based on ethnicity may be just as suitable.

Check out the Hand Job Nails on that tramp!

by 426 August 4, 2009

oklahoma hand-grenade

when the female partner jerks the male off into her ass hole

bradley made the bitch give him an oklahoma hand-grenade last night it sounds fucking awesome you know you wanna try it you sick fuck

by wood is good July 31, 2006

T-rex hand

A serverely deformed hand and wrist which in turn resembles that of a tyrannosaurus rex. There cannot be more than three fingers and one thumb. It is most deadly when the host is an otherwise hot chick. Beware.

"Man, that girl was all up on me and then I saw the T-rex hand and I had to get the fuck out."

by JimmyJack August 26, 2006