Switch listener

A person gifted at switching from them listening to you to you listening to them.

Noun

1. “I tried 10 times to tell Karen about my new apartment and every time, before I even knew what had happened, we were talking about her problems with her boyfriend. I felt like I was on a bad drug or something.”

2. I know, the girl’s a natural born switch listener

by Bigfreedog July 21, 2011

meeting (lisburn style)

v. Meeting lip-to-lip with someone, making out.
So called from the town Lisburn, where it's all they know

Friend 1: Oh I was out the other day and I met this girl
Friend 2: ....Lisburn style?
Friend 1: Completely.
Friend 2: Meeting (lisburn style) for the sake of the definiton.

by beefchutney August 1, 2011

love list

a list of things a girl is willing to allow the person the list was given to do to her

Tom requested that fingering be on the love list Jane will create for him.

by Jose Julian May 9, 2012

Wack List

A term used ironically to describe a list of things that are not in and of themselves wack, but rather are the opposite of wack. A true Wack List will prompt a reader to say, "What? It's so wack that this list is called a Wack List, because this list is AWESOME."

"Did you hear about the Oscar nominees? Now that is a wack list!"

by wacklistcaptain July 8, 2013

go list

A list of people you would like to hookup with, can be a mental list or written down

"He is so hot, he is totally at the top of my go list"

by popcorn8822 May 4, 2014

journal-list

A person who writes top-ten lists of things, often very poorly, with the intent of informing the reader about something the author assumes the reader didn't previously know. These lists usually include well-known factoids that lots of people know, and are usually tainted by the author's personal opinion. Seen on web sites like Buzzfeed.

I'm going to launch a Buzzfeed clone and become a journal-list.

by billsuspect September 17, 2014

Passive Listener

When someone should be listening to what you are saying but they are mentally too busy thinking of what they want to say or are interrupting you to get their point across or jump ahead of you telling the story because they can't wait for you to finish. This causes them to ask a question about the thing you are talking about before you are able to get it out or ask about something you said but they missed because they aren't really listening. As opposed to an active listener who is genuinely interested in hearing what you are trying to tell them regarding an incident or a story or information.

You: So I told her don't be all up in my business because. ..
Them: So she left or stayed or what?

You: I'm trying to tell you what happened. Don't be such a passive listener.

by Wordy Smith March 22, 2015