Pull a Facebook 

1. When you make a huge change to something like a website or a service and everybody get's used to how it works, but you immediately change it again.
2. A short way to describe what a website might have done in a mass update.

Oh sorry I didn't see your E-Mail. My E-mail provider had to "Pull a Facebook" with the inbox and I'm trying to learn how to use my inbox again.

Pull a Facebook by JudgeJC January 21, 2011

IFD- Impulsive Facebook Disorder

The uncontrollable urge/automatic reflex to open Facebook every time you pick up your phone.

Chris: "Man, that girl is always on her phone!"
Cappie: " yeah she has a bad case of IFD- impulsive Facebook disorder"

IFD- Impulsive Facebook Disorder by CKB1116 March 2, 2017

The Facebook 

When a female partner is in time of her period, the male partner has sex with his mate, which then proceeds a unique inscription on her wall. What he writes is entirely up to him. Some sign the name John Hancock or their own name.

"After the bar, this girl asked me perform The Facebook to her, in which I laughed to myself and then did what I had to do".

The Facebook by S.J.B.D February 17, 2008

the facebook cockblock 

The act of a man cockblocking another man with just their presence on on the girls friendlist on Facebook.com.

Sorry, I shouldn't have friended your girlfriend on FB. I didn't know she was that fickle. I'm so sorry for the facebook cockblock so please forgive me. I just wanted to be her to be my FB friend and nothing else. Just because I talk to her doesn't mean anything, but thats just from my point of view. I'm sorry please don't feel insecure about her feelings for you. I didn't mean for that to happen. You can keep that ho. I can't help it.

the facebook cockblock by kavorkian April 25, 2010

post-facebook 

1. Condition of life after one has set up a facebook account.

His post-facebook days felt somewhat less authentic.

post-facebook by beverlyfreakinwhite May 2, 2009

Bizarro Facebook 

Every new layout that Facebook changes to is called the "Bizarro Facebook," as each new layout is less familiar than the original Facebook layout. This is, of course, in reference to a series of comic books produced by DC comics.

Today, February 9th 2010, Facebook updated to a new layout, which is the current "Bizarro Facebook." It has already confused several thousand account holders, and it's only been an hour. Among these confusions...

Where did my 'wall' go?

Where are all of my 'friends?'

Does this go here?

Facebook... if you're going to change, be applicable.

Bizarro Facebook by Indiana_Dan_87 February 9, 2010

Overheard on Facebook 

A non-creepy way of bringing up something you read on Facebook, usually about a conversation not involving you

"I overheard on Facebook that Sam is going to that party on Friday"
"OMG you stalker!"

Overheard on Facebook by synthetic42 July 17, 2009