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i eat your punches

A nice way of saying your weak bitch
When someone punches someone else and it doesn't hurt then u would say I eat your punches
by TheirIsNoMoreUsernames January 14, 2017
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Eat Pussy

(Verb) Felinivory - the act of eating cat meat
Chinese and Koreans love to eat pussy, as in eating cats. Like who in their right minds would eat cat meat.
by EMD F59PHI July 22, 2025
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Eat my ass

When someone is mad at you and wants to end the conversation
by 3ff December 2, 2021
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eat forks with noodles

Something Asians like to do to insult white people
Joe: yo I saw Mr Miyagi eat forks with noodles yesterday
John: bruh
by maximitis November 10, 2024
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Porcupine Eating Pineapple

When a middle-aged man, often times ungroomed and named Fuzzard, reabsorbs a large, girthy bowel movement back into his prickly anus.
After a 5 minute fit of post-partum hysteria, Fuzzard reabsorbed a quite large and girthy bowel movement back into his anus, with the permission of his sphincter. Which was Fuzzard's porcupine eating pineapple.
by WorldsStrongestMayo February 28, 2025
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Covidge-Eating Disorder

is a severe, life-threatening, and treatable eating disorder characterized by recurrent episodes of eating large quantities of food (often very quickly and to the point of discomfort); a feeling of a loss of control eating during the COVID; experiencing shame, distress or guilt afterwards.
This is the 5th time I opened the Refrigerator today because of lockdown. I think I am suffering from Covidge-Eating Disorder.
by Pinoy Ako Boost March 28, 2020
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National eat ass and smoke grass day

This day is on November 15th, fellas on this day you eat your girls ass and spark a fat blunt after
November 15th is national eat ass and smoke grass day, the day all guys must eat there girls ass and spark a fat blunt afterwards
by TedyTSN November 3, 2019
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