Davide Crapanzano

The man the myth the legend.

I am Davide Crapanzano

by dakedakebird January 23, 2025

David Jones

Someone you thought was your friend but only used you for fame.

I thought we were friends but turns out he was a David Jones all along.

by SpeceCamino March 23, 2024

David

Has a huge dick, will rail you, after

one night you’ll fall in love forever

Omg David it’s so big

by Young thugga November 19, 2020

David

A David is the sweetest guy you'll ever meet with a charming smile, he will always have a contagious laugh. He will charm you with his gentle touch. You will find yourself craving his presence and quickly falling in love. A David is always very intelligent even though they don't think that highly of themselves you will always think highly of them.A David will always try to make u happy and if he truly loves u he will try and give u the whole world. But with a David you'll always have to be patient but don't worry you will always get the same in return.

"I love David"

by Imher888 November 22, 2024

OFFICER DAVID

A black guy that's a fake ass long headed mind boggling ass cop. (Or someone that snitches)

MAN YOU A OFFICER DAVID SHUT YOUR RAT ASS UP.

by XNXIETY January 31, 2025

David

A friend who would tells you all of there hoe activities, someone who would quit being friends with you for some free nic and cart, ft you just to tell you a story about stupid things they have done, takes hours to respond even tho they are active, they would rather talk to there hoes then you

Her: why does he act like this ?

Her 2 : cuz he a David ! 💀

by Noeyebrow July 6, 2022

Hayley and David

Two people that are madly in love with one another but just do not see it. Everyone else knows that they are meant for each other but they are both too pussy to ask the other person out.

Person 1: They are being like Hayley and David
Person 2: I know right like how are you so blind
Person 1: Yes they totally like each other

by motherofgod29 April 9, 2022