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Alien bean fighting 

When aliens fill punching bags with baked beans and proceed to punch them for 36-47 hours at a time.
Do you want to watch an Alien Bean Fighting match with me on Tuesday?

Danish beads 

Danish beads are wooden anal beads. That's it.
Forget silicone. Get you some Danish beads.
Danish beads by Dirty Chaos! February 4, 2020

anal beads anthem 

you come over and you’re like wanna fuck/ i say ya only if we can do butt stuff/ i sprint to go grab my anal beads/ you throw it back and scream yes please/ not my birthday but thanks for the cake/ movin too fast gon make a bead break/ one two three beads up my ass/ everyone’s favorite toy made of glass/ anal beads got me on my knees/ yes yes yes now i’m cumming
yo can you play the anal beads anthem i love that song!
anal beads anthem by Ashlyn! March 29, 2020

pussy bean 

the bean inside of a girls pussy they play with when bored
when u r fucking a girl and they go ohhhhhhhhhh and start fingering there pussy bean
pussy bean by big man 1 2 3 4 April 21, 2020

Hairy beanbag 

A ball sack under one's tadger with a solid coating in pubic velcro.
"Richard Gough's got a hairy beanbag" chanted with exuberant enthusiasm to highlight Richard's sole positive and defining physical feature.

"Check the nick of that cunt Gough's Hairy Banbag. It looks like a midget hairy Maggie caterpillar without the personality."
Hairy beanbag by Splocious May 23, 2020

Jelly Bean

A term directed towards homosexual Mexicans.
Get these damn Jelly Beans out of my country!”
Jelly Bean by Rambo Slambo July 20, 2020