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Pantelys

Pantelys is a extraordinary person.With a huge penis and out of this world looks.Looking at him will result in falling immediately in love.
Wow!Look at them..They’re such a pantelys
by Sumthing456 November 20, 2021
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Pissy pants

When you have sex with a female and she proceeds to piss over you thus receiving pissy pants
I left the bar with a girl last night she got so freaky she gave me pissy pants on a sofa
by AnonFrazzaH May 3, 2021
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squinchy pants

When a girl gets .... ya know .... horney. Her vagina gets all wet and then she's wearing, like pants, like at work or some everyday situation, and then she has to walk around with sqinchy pants all day.
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John makes all the girls at work get squinchy pants.

Girl 1: Hey is that John over there?

Girl 2: Yeah it is! He's so hot he gives me squinchy pants.
Girl 1: Yeah, I work with him and then for the rest of the day I have to walk around with my pants all squinchy.
by Princess Lorraine March 7, 2017
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ten pound pants

A pair of pants of any style: Jeans, Casual, Dress, Etc... that a person buys when they expect to lose weight. Often these pants are found, squeezed into, and purchased with the intention of losing ten pounds so that they can be comfortably worn. Often these pants are found hanging in closets for years before being scornfully donated or just thrown away in disgust.
I grabbed a pair of 36/30 ten pound pants. I'm gonna lose the weight, I swear. When I lose ten pounds I should be able to rock these.
by Sweeturkraut April 2, 2017
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Sticky pants

I have sticky pants.
by zimmygirl777 January 21, 2025
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screaming pants

used to express your body fats anguish and horror due to being shoved in a tight pair of pants. also see Rosanne
" Pam! Those are some screaming pants!" "holly fackk!! My pants are screaming on me!"
by pink shawty :P November 28, 2016
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Medford Pissed Pants Association (MPPA)

A joke that dragged on for longer than it should have
Time to file a complaint with the Medford Pissed Pants Association (MPPA)
by MPPA June 15, 2024
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