Reverse Mom

A reverse mom is where you’re having sex and after cumming inside her, your penis sucks the cum back up in order to stymie the impregnation.

Hey Joe, my gf and I were discussing future family plans but we had a difference of opinion, so I reverse mom’ed her.

by Rocketfire July 23, 2023

Reverse mercenary

When the girl gets in the male’s position and pegs her partner.

M: Dang man, my butt really hurts.

Y: Oh, did you do reverse mercenary last night?

M: Hellllllll yeah.

by Gaskeepgatebossgirllight July 24, 2023

Reverse Shamanism

You get dumber as you get older.

You're no shaman at all. You're in the state of Reverse shamanism.

by KeelyHelleneKhaos August 3, 2023

the reverse america

an acrobatics move that involves six different minorities surrounding a white (heterosexual) man all at the same time. They all hold guns and the white man all at the same time without accidentally shooting the other minorities.

A: I was at the circus last night and
B: wait what how are circuses still in business they literally like
A: stfu ok so the acrobats there
B: no stop like are circuses even a thing anymore
A: jesus shutyourfuckingmouth so all the acrobats stood in a circle and this white guy stood in the middle -- and they all

shot him with guns -- no one else got shot by the bullets after they passed through his skull!
B: woah thats poggers dude i think they call that the reverse america

by wawakook August 6, 2023

Reverse Religious Persecution

Oh yeah shit my guys that's pretty bad. I see how you would think that that is my fault.... Buuuut...

Hym "Oh who that seems like a pretty egregious case of reverse religious persecution. That's what you get for being too much better than everyone shit-brain. Hahaha! Oh-boy-oh-jeez This is like that time in DC where the fated battle between Orion and Darkseid finally takes place (I think it's Infinite crisis?) And Darkseid is, like, aware of the prophecy and shoots a magic gun... Into the future... To shoot Orion as Orion kills Darkseid... And Darkseid... Positions himself in such a way... That it leads him to fall ON TOP OF the DC universe... That was tight. This is like that. Except I'm not dead... And Orion is STILL dead... And I just stand back up and fart as I walk way from the freshly destroyed Universe..."

Iam "Oh shit wow... That is spooky. My bad."

by Hym Iam August 7, 2023

Reverse Cowgirl

Hahaha! No shit really!? Wow! That's hilarious! I shouldn't laugh but if it's one of the guys I'm thing of it's extra hilarious!

Hym "Hahaha! I shouldn't laugh about the reverse cowgirl weiner breaking BUUUUUT I has a woman laugh hysterically at the shear size of my dick so.... Hahaha! You stupid fucking bitch! I told you that you didn't know what you were doing! And I knew that you didn't know that because I'm smart and you're dumb! Hahahahaha! Aha! Hahahahahaha! Can't break my weiner! Hahaha! I'm sorry! I'll stop. That is fucking tragic! HooooooMAN! WHY IS REALITY A THING!? IT'S SO DUMB! EVERYTHING IS STUPID!"

by Hym Iam August 9, 2023

reverse headcanon

A headcanon that dictates a canon event to be a non-canon one.

I'll do a reverse headcanon and pretend that doesn't exist.

by deepintheass August 9, 2023