penis chomper

captain insano

guy 1: i got sick bj last night
guy 2: me too, from a chick called tiana
guy 1: oh no she is epic sluz, she also blew me... what a penis chomper

by pillie May 16, 2009

penis pumpery

1) Masturbation

2) A place where ones' penis can be pumped-off, often into a jar where the ejaculant is saved and consumed later.

3) Penis pumpery may also refer to an upcoming dvd featuring several buff men pumping iron while pumping each other's dicks.

4) Also, penis pumpery is synonymous with ass hattery and faggotry or faggot-tree.

5) The last known definition refers to the clandestine society found in sonas throughout the world in which buff, sweaty men pump each others penises off.

Joey: "Hey man, are you going to the local penis pumpery tonight ? I hear they're having a two for one ball waxing addition to the regular penis pumping."

Arnold: "Naw dog, I'm totally not cool with some other dude beatin my meat...know what I'm saying ?"

by hot balls Johnson December 20, 2010

Betrayed Penis

When you fail to bust a nut due to lack of sufficient stimulation as your partner reachers their climax

"Dorothy my Jesus Piece hasn't gone off yet, put some minge around it will ya...I'm not putting up with a betrayed penis tonight!"

by Chu UK June 7, 2007

Sticky Penis

When cum is all over the penis.

Gerald, you have a sticky Penis!!

by Imma Horny Dino October 12, 2008

My penis

Something so short it doesn’t even exist

Man my penis is sho short It’s not even funny

by KodaTheSpaceCactus May 2, 2019

Georges penis

A humongous body part that could RIP all the way through a woman's body if George isn't careful

Georges penis was soooooo good last night I could feel it in my stomach

by Goldbennet123 April 6, 2019

drill penis

Extremely strong penis made to obliterate anything in its path. Rape victims will run at the sound of it.

Jason is so shaken up, like he got raped by a drill penis.

by GeneralNutz531 May 15, 2016