Your Moms House

The place where I bang your mom.

Friend: “ Hey where were you last night ?”

Me: “Your moms house!”

by CringeKing... August 22, 2018

Suck your mom

When somebody is being annoying saying suck your mom is like saying fuck off but more affective and insulting.

U think ur funny ye? Go suck your mom you dickhead

by Young webb March 18, 2021

Your Moms Penis

An insult your mom has a penis therefore your mom is gay with your dads penis.

Guess what i saw yesterday. Your moms penis. Gross my moms not a guy. your moms penis tells me a different story.

by mike112983 March 17, 2009

new mom boobs

1. a phrase to describe the enormous natural increase of the breast size of a woman who is either pregnant or nursing.

2. big breasts due to lactation.

Check out Christina Aguilaras new mom boobs!

by boob job, milk, tit job, milf June 28, 2009

Your Mom's a Plane

A witty remark used as a rebuttal when a short kid says "Look at me, I'm a plane." Indicates that the person's mom is a plane.

A kid says "Look at me, I'm a plane!" You say " Your Mom's a Plane "

by Snicker Tits January 22, 2009

hood mom

n. 1) a woman living on your street who develops relationships with children who live near her in order to gain information about their parents.

n. 2) a woman who attempts to appear popular by drawing neighborhood children to her in order to spite other adults she does not like.

A. "Oh look, the hood mom just brought out her baby to attract all the kids to her...again."
B. "Yeah, that's not creepy at all."

by SatireJunkie September 8, 2013

kuma's mom

a dirty slut , ho3 , whore, loves getting analed by accel and kenn.

by Anonymous March 10, 2003