Beans

That brown shit that you eat at chipotle

Are you eating shit sir?

No. Its beans asshole

by Eater August 30, 2019

That’s how the beans are baked

An expression basically meaning what has happened is acceptable, or what has happened has become so for a reason, and that there’s no way to undo the situation or change it in any way. In can be used in a situation where something good happens, something goes to plan or when a situation is in advantage for someone but not necessarily for the other person.

Eduardo: What the fuckity fuck dude? I lost because of you!

Gary: Quit your bitching Eduardo. You’re just a sore loser. That’s how the beans are baked.

Eduardo: Tf does that mean?

by TheGayAccount December 11, 2020

Good beans

A historical term of endearment or good fortune derived from a moment between Lord Uxbridge and Wellington in the battle of Waterloo. Traditionally exclaimed to bolster spirits before uncertain endeavours—like charging into battle or attending a family reunion.

"Good beans, Wellington!"
"If there is anything in this world about which I know positively nothing, it is agriculture."

by jonathane jesus April 18, 2024

bean head

When ones head is shaped like a bean.

Kakusu Harry has the biggest bean head i've ever seen, it's fucking massive.

by BigBanta May 19, 2016

Smol Bean

Someone who is soft hearted and is appreciated lots

Jayne is a Smol Bean

by Bipyortsweirdquestions March 20, 2020

Dream Bean

A dream bean is a good looking person possessing innocent features such as, clear skin, pouty lips, and big eyes. The term dream bean is generally used against people under eighteen, but can also be used to describe a youthful looking adult.

“I swear to god Jimin is such a dream bean”

“That boy is literally the definition of a dream bean. Look at his squishy little cheeks”

by PlantMosh April 1, 2022

Ender Beaning

An act of making train animations. This is a reference to an atrocious French YouTuber named Ender Bean TV who does the same thing

Mom: Son, what are you doing?
Son: I'm Ender Beaning
Mom: What's Ender Beaning?
Son: Check that definition on Urban Dictionary

by ThatTrainAnimationH8er November 9, 2021