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Your mom's a hoe

Your father dipped to the Maldives after committing fraud on Wall Street. He met a hoe, and here you are.
It's simple, your mom's a hoe
by Daddy's Milk April 29, 2021
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Captain Save-A-Hoe

Somebody who will do anything for women. A fool who will buy dinner, diamonds, pearls, clothing, etc because he thinks that he will get some play but always ends up alone.
I don't know why he alwayz tryin ta be a captain Save-A-Hoe.
by Shahi December 27, 2005
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G M HOE

Genetically Modified Hoe
A person with so much Botox or plastic surgery, they become genetically modified.
I was hoping to meet some real girls in Yoga class, but all I see are G M Hoes.

Susan, how can you eat all organic and inject your face with Botox every month? You’re becoming a G M Hoe.

You know you’re speaking to a G M Hoe when looks like her lips are about to fall off.

Natural beauty is so rare in LA, but G M Hoes are everywhere.
by Vaibrant February 16, 2019
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stank ass hoe

A dirty, disease-ridden slut.
by Travman December 3, 2002
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scoping out the hoes

When you're checking out the females. Specifically, to go out of your own way to check out a girl.
EX 1:
Guy: Hold up I can't tell if she's hot yet.
Guy2: aight that's cool
Guy3: scoping out the hoes?
Guy1+2: YEA YUH
Guy1: oo yea, I would.
by Nadsafs March 14, 2009
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Ratchet Ass Hoe

Ratchet Ass Hoe is a term used to describe a bitch who lacks class. They typically have rotten teeth and two toned hair. They tend to be promiscuous and are constantly craving attention.
Sarah: Look at my hair, isn't it cute, the top is blond and the underneath is black?!
Adam: Actually, your two toned nappy hair makes you look like a Ratchet Ass Hoe.
by girlwithclass July 1, 2012
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bros before hoes

The unwritten law that your bros (male friends) should always become before hoes (female with whom you are/hoping to have a relationship with). Most used as a trump card by your bros when they feel you are becoming whipped or that your hoe is a slut and a bitch.
Jack: Scott, its poker night, remember to pick up the beer.

Scott: Sorry I can't, Erica wants me to go shopping with her. She said we might go back to her house after we got done though, I'm hoping I will get in the box.

Jack: WTF, bros before hoes, I will see you at 8.

Scott: Good call, see you at 8.
by NHRC September 13, 2004
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