by properso December 1, 2020
Get the OwO Fartsmug. 
The act of laying down a massive dirty stealthy fart before departing an event or gathering that will later engulf the lungs of your audience with your tasty airbourne fecal delight.
To sucessfully infect your chosen audience you must adhere to the following rules:
* A PF must be delivered silently.
* You must leave before the first of your victims becomes aware.
* You must wait until the stench has become one with the room before leaving (N.B. The hotter the fart the shorter the wait).
To sucessfully infect your chosen audience you must adhere to the following rules:
* A PF must be delivered silently.
* You must leave before the first of your victims becomes aware.
* You must wait until the stench has become one with the room before leaving (N.B. The hotter the fart the shorter the wait).
I laid down meaty wet taco fart then waited in the hall for the screaming to begin.
..........You can't depart, without a parting fart !!! :-)
..........You can't depart, without a parting fart !!! :-)
by GentleRapist December 17, 2010
Get the Parting Fartmug. A penis fart is when you sleep with someone and you know it to be an absolutely horrible idea but yet you still hit that anyways.
'Man last night i had the biggest penis fart...... cant believe i did that to your sister'
'Dude, she made the titanic look small, that was such a penis fart'
'Why is it everytime I go to Mooseheads bar I wind up having a penis fart?'
'Dude, she made the titanic look small, that was such a penis fart'
'Why is it everytime I go to Mooseheads bar I wind up having a penis fart?'
by Piltzener September 22, 2009
Get the penis fartmug. by Elliot F. September 5, 2004
Get the Fart Figneutonmug. by smart ass 22 September 13, 2010
Get the fart nockermug. A musical instrument from the 14th century. Inserted in the mouth and anus, the colon acts as a resonnance chamber.
by Anonymous October 7, 2002
Get the Fart pipemug.