the kind of guy who has to starve himself to have a sixpack. all he ever talks about is how big his muscles are. he has an ugly ass birthmark on his chin. he thinks he's going to be a lottery pick in both the nba and nfl. but we all know that if he does get on a team he'll go down as an undrafted free agent that the team only picks up to fill the roster in. after games he'll party hard, but no one will know who he is and when the team is getting high on cap space they'll have to let him go. although it's not a huge loss, his wife will leave him with his 3 kids, DeShawn, MarShawn, and Bill. he'll then try acting and book his first gig as an extra on a show that gets cancelled after it's second episode because it's very garbage.
David: ma i just got drafted
David 3 years later: ma i just got accepted into the plummers association!
David 3 years later: ma i just got accepted into the plummers association!
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The literally Thomas Shelby.
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✅ Absolute Hustler
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He's attractive and loves to talk with his friends- but is shy when it comes to new people (Especially girls). He may seem troublesome (which he is), but he never really means to harm anyone in any type of way. David makes the funniest jokes and is super random, laughing almost all the time.
He bottles up his loneliness and rarely shows it to others, except for a few people that he trusts and understands.
He loves to ship others with his crush, even though he doesn't want to be alone.
(crushes when it comes to David)
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- He usually crushes on sweet and happy people; people that can make him laugh anytime (just like him).
- His crushes are hard to maintain unless that person is very, very special.
- Whenever he's in a relationship (which he rarely does), is usually going to be short because of his personality type. However, he'll love that person immensely, and make them feel happy.
He's attractive and loves to talk with his friends- but is shy when it comes to new people (Especially girls). He may seem troublesome (which he is), but he never really means to harm anyone in any type of way. David makes the funniest jokes and is super random, laughing almost all the time.
He bottles up his loneliness and rarely shows it to others, except for a few people that he trusts and understands.
He loves to ship others with his crush, even though he doesn't want to be alone.
(crushes when it comes to David)
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v
- He usually crushes on sweet and happy people; people that can make him laugh anytime (just like him).
- His crushes are hard to maintain unless that person is very, very special.
- Whenever he's in a relationship (which he rarely does), is usually going to be short because of his personality type. However, he'll love that person immensely, and make them feel happy.
Y/N: You're best friends with David?
You: Yeah, why?
Y/N: So lucky. David would be able to make me laugh anytime.
You: Yeah, why?
Y/N: So lucky. David would be able to make me laugh anytime.
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