The absolute gayest thing you will ever have the displeasure of meeting. You will want to kill yourself anytime he is in the room
"Oh no it's david"
"I'll get the shotgun"
*gunshot sound*
David: "why do they always kill themselves"
"I'll get the shotgun"
*gunshot sound*
David: "why do they always kill themselves"
by MunkleMoment April 30, 2023
Get the Davidmug. a poop head. Definetly a poop head. You don't want to get close to him or else you'll be a poop head too.
by ew poop is gross July 6, 2018
Get the joshua david evansmug. A David is usually tall, 6'1, with short curly hair and brown eyes. David will have weirdly girly hands, even though he plays basketball and constantly carries one around school. You'll often see him walking with his boyfriend Luke and ignoring everyone around them. They're that couple. David has small dick energy but his ethnicity means you know he's packing. He plays a baritone saxophone in a band and says he enjoys it, but everyone knows he does it to keep his "mom" happy. He's not naturally smart but he excels in school despite showing up 10 minutes late to every class because the gym is always at the other end of the school. David is a friendly giant but he's a bit slow sometimes. Especially when he's playing along to backing tracks. David doesn't like the Miami Boy's Choir because he lives under a rock. Sad David :(
by puffy boy November 16, 2022
Get the Davidmug. Davide is a looking big dude, beautiful and very smart. It is important to know that Davide is the best brawlhalla player that you will ever see. If you wanna try to impress him just wear a pink hoodie and remember he loves being the center of attention so you can easily start a conversation about that.
Most important thing, he loves oden and he also love talking about him.
Most important thing, he loves oden and he also love talking about him.
by NateSawyer November 26, 2021
Get the Davidemug. David is let’s just say he is special I mean he thinks with his dick not his head and don’t get me started on his dick when he gets a girl if that’s possible they always think he is transgender because his dick is so small.I will say David is good at golf only because he is good at hitting balls. He is a very gay guy and he just wants to get fucked by men. But he is also and okay guy
by Mr truth teller 69 May 20, 2022
Get the Davidmug. by K11gang November 22, 2021
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Get the David Cookmug.