David

A friend who would tells you all of there hoe activities, someone who would quit being friends with you for some free nic and cart, ft you just to tell you a story about stupid things they have done, takes hours to respond even tho they are active, they would rather talk to there hoes then you

Her: why does he act like this ?

Her 2 : cuz he a David ! 💀

by Noeyebrow July 6, 2022

David Ji

The most ultimate gamer of all time like omg

Quandale dingle here said David Ji

by Every single person on earth December 1, 2022

David

He is the best lover you will ever meet. He is lovable and loving, if you meet a David you not want to meet any other person. He is very protective to those he loves more so his girlfriend. And trustworthy, kind, honest. I think David is the best person on earth.

My sister's husband is David.

Wow, she is very lucky.

by Calein November 26, 2021

Gospel Of David

The thing muslims use for evidence that rebecca was 3 even though it doesn't exist

Muslim: According to the Gospel Of David, rebecca was 3 years old

Christian: The Gospel Of David Does not exist

by Boba14 April 14, 2024

David

He’s very sweet and funny,but not a good person to date. He will be nice at first but at the end he’ll act like a fucking dick!

#dont date a David

by Definitions964 December 1, 2019

Hayley and David

Two people that are madly in love with one another but just do not see it. Everyone else knows that they are meant for each other but they are both too pussy to ask the other person out.

Person 1: They are being like Hayley and David
Person 2: I know right like how are you so blind
Person 1: Yes they totally like each other

by motherofgod29 April 9, 2022

David Cook

When a person is a simp, is short, has a small balls and no penis.

Wow that person is such a David Cook

by Asterox October 9, 2021