joshua david evans

a poop head. Definetly a poop head. You don't want to get close to him or else you'll be a poop head too.
you're a total joshua david evans
by ew poop is gross July 6, 2018
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David

The absolute gayest thing you will ever have the displeasure of meeting. You will want to kill yourself anytime he is in the room
"Oh no it's david"
"I'll get the shotgun"
*gunshot sound*
David: "why do they always kill themselves"
by MunkleMoment April 30, 2023
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David

A friend who would tells you all of there hoe activities, someone who would quit being friends with you for some free nic and cart, ft you just to tell you a story about stupid things they have done, takes hours to respond even tho they are active, they would rather talk to there hoes then you
Her: why does he act like this ?

Her 2 : cuz he a David ! 💀
by Noeyebrow July 6, 2022
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Gospel Of David

The thing muslims use for evidence that rebecca was 3 even though it doesn't exist
Muslim: According to the Gospel Of David, rebecca was 3 years old

Christian: The Gospel Of David Does not exist
by Boba14 April 14, 2024
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David

He’s very sweet and funny,but not a good person to date. He will be nice at first but at the end he’ll act like a fucking dick!
by Definitions964 December 1, 2019
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