PJ Dick

an entrepreneur from west view, also known as KBJ. Favorite motto- Go big or go home.

wow man, that PJ Dick just rocked the party.

by kbj412 June 28, 2010

Dick Shingle

One who is a total asshole, or acts assholeish. It is also used for when you wish to make an insult towards someone, yet wish to have some humor in a word.

I know, he's a total Dick Shingle.

by Snorn July 6, 2010

dick bastard

simply a dick without a father i.e a dildo. often used as an insult.

omg renee i was going through your room and i found this dick bastard here.

by thehora July 11, 2010

King of the Dicks

He who commands penis wherever he goes. Lord of all that is phallic.

See: Gerard Way

"Yeah man, I saw a concert last night. The frontman was like, King of the Dicks."

"Oh, MCR huh?"

by T Drizzle September 10, 2007

Dick in a Teacup

1) To act in an inapropos or unfitting manner, especially when the situation calls for formality.

2) To force oneself in a social situation foolishly, making an ass hat out of himself or herself.

(At the Governor's Mansion)
Aristocrat 1: "That gentleman behind me just spoke of this burning itch in his nether-regions, and subsequently pulled out his genitalia to show us his herpes scars.
Aristocrat 2: "What an asshat. He sure put his dick in a teacup!"

by Sporkle March 20, 2008

dick getta

a girl who receives dicks; a DG.

hey samson, did you meet my new dick getta, tracy?

by omgdoom December 19, 2008

cur-dick

a very,very,very small dick; one of the world's smallest dick that u don't even see it when u take a look at it; also this kind of dick doesn't have balls so people with this kind of dick can't have kids because he can't store sperm

When my husband and I had sex, he pull down his pant and all I saw was a cur-dick because I can't see any.

by shogun101 April 16, 2013