David

A retard that does numb shit and gets angered quick and is into child porn but is also chill at some time when not throwing a hissy fit

David:Gift me the fucking renegade emote now bitch

Anyone else: shut ur dumbass up David

by If u reading this ur like July 18, 2020

David

That one badass kid you probably read about as a kid.

“David’s teacher said no eating in class, but David ate anyways.”

by iridocyclitis89 November 24, 2021

David kralj 8

David is a white ass nigga with a blask ass. David very dangerous whan se David RUN!!!

David Kralj 8 is dejnđrs

by Davide sa brega November 21, 2021

David

A conservative male who who shits in the burger king parking lot at 4am

Homie 1: what are you doing bro?

Homie 2: im pulling a david bro what else does it look like?

by Sjsjjzbxbzbsna November 22, 2021

David

He is the best person in the worldddddddddddddddddd.

Sussy: Hey, your rude.
David: You talkin to yourself?

by Gerald Apricot December 6, 2021

David

Most likely a male friend that don’t invite his friends to his wedding

David should feel bad

by Ssskkajska August 23, 2020

DAVID HER

If a girl just won't shut up , shove a xanix down her throat

Dude, my friend's girl was just b****** and b****** You know and I was like " bro just David her!"

by FANCYMOUSE February 14, 2024