College

1. Where high schoolers think they wanna be, but couldn't be farther from the truth.
2. Where 18-22 year olds lose their sanity and will to live daily.
3. A great place to avoid.

11th grader: Ugh I can't wait for college! It's going to be so fun and freeing!
College Junior: shut up kid, you don't know crap.

by ophie.f April 24, 2023

college louise wegmann

amazing school that has the best councillor

do you attend a class at college louise wegmann

by 12345dany May 2, 2023

college bitch syndrome

when she’s a normal cool girl you like to spend time with and then she goes to college and comes back with no brain cells and this accent

before-
me,her: intellectual conversations

after-

me to her: hey what are you thinking ab rn?
her to me: ummmm so there’s actually like no thoughts going through my brain rn. i think i need to do some more hard drugs so my brain can work more *with dumb bitch accent

me to her: yeah u done got COLLEGE BITCH SYNDROME and probably anemia or something idk

by Millsygirl May 6, 2023

Collin Leese

Small ass boy that thinks he’s Bird. Also known as “Smallin”

That boy skin and motherfuckin bones. Kinda looks like Collin Leese

by ImlikeBirdFr May 16, 2023

College Park High School

Welcome to one of the only places where the richest kids act like the most ghetto. Where the “streets” is The Emerald Estates, the “crib” is a multi million dollar mansion, and “having nothing” is getting everything you want from your parents. You’ll find the most pretentious and unloyal women that most definitely vape. They have the mental capacity of a 6 year old, and cheat 24/7 for “mental health” (they wonder why they’re always “depressed”). Though some staff are great most don’t like you, and are borderline racist/ discriminatory unless you’re already their friend. The pep rally’s are boring and it’s like the cheerleaders are hyping up empty bleachers. Now for academics, here at CP we let the dumbest kids succeed with the lowest score u can get is a 51. If you are in the academy you are probably smart or borderline suicidal, if you are in the academy you are probably borderline suicidal, but if you aren’t in the academy then good luck getting a good teacher.

In conclusion: if you’re going to CP get out as soon as you can.

Random student 1: “did you hear about the kid who was stabbed in a shadow boxing match?”

Random student 2: “no where was it?”
Random student 1: “College Park High School”
Random student 2: “of course it was”

by Crustymuffin780 May 24, 2023

Collie

A nickname for a member the Colonial Faction in the game Foxhole

We have to rebuild the Town Hall, because the Collies bombed it.

by Númenion June 2, 2023

Collier

The hottest, smartest, most likable person you will ever see. His rizz is off the charts, and you will notice it immediately, you might even be pulled by him. He will surprise you with all of his wise and thoughtful ideas, because he is also one of the funniest people you will ever know. He has beautiful hear, which is softer than you can ever imagine. He is the greatest person to ever exist, and he is very long.

Omg that guy is so hot, funny, and smart!!!

He’s a collier…

by ✨gregor✨ June 7, 2023