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anticipatory boner

Popping wood when thinking about an impending occasion where you're guaranteed to get ass. It can range anywhere from a semi to a full on rager, often depending on how hot the girl is and how close you are to go time.
I got an anticipatory boner when thinking about how I'm going to smash that girl on Saturday night.
by Devveyovich June 3, 2016
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Boner Breaker

The default image that a guy thinks of as an attempt to stop himself from becoming fully erect when it isn't appropriate...
Dude... You're in High School now... You need to have some kind of Boner Breaker
by Pit Pat Piper May 10, 2016
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boner milf

Dumb,stupid,cool; If something is super awesome it's boner milf. But if something is just plain dumb it's boner milf.
That show is so boner milf.

Taco Bell is boner milf af!
by looocheli October 6, 2016
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Band Boner

The feeling of excitement or arousal when listening to a fantastic band piece. Marching shows for example
Band kid 1- Dude did you hear that marching band?!

Band kid 2- Oh yeah, dude it gave me a Band Boner
by Agent Pebble October 4, 2016
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science boner

When you get very excited about some science fact; whether hear or talk about what you know in such subject.
Dude, I had a science boner watching Brian Greene and the explanation of gravitational waves on TV!
by Aruoliveira August 14, 2016
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Bay Boner

When you watching an action scene in a movie (doesn't have to be a Michael Bay movie) with guns, explosions, and shit so intense you actually start popping chub.
Dude the new Jason Statham movie was awesome! During the car chase when he blows up that building in North Korea I got a total Bay Boner
by Th3 KMeister July 26, 2016
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boner drum

When smack your dick on the top of your bitches head or ass
Bitch: hey nice to meet you im Jen
Guy: I'm gonna boner drum the shit out of you
by Jmaddfox July 20, 2016
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