Derp Boner

We you Accomplish something so stupid, you get hard.

Rednecks get a derp boner when someone says “here, hold my beer!”

by Ink Freak December 30, 2017

Chest Boners

When someone's nipples become erect.

The way you said the phrase ass to ass gave me the most epic chest boners. I almost ripped my shirt.

by nipplelinguist June 27, 2022

Stoner Boner

When you smoke weed with a girl just to boneher

Yo Allie is so hot
yeah and she smokes hella weed
aaah shit looks like I'm about to start getting it in with her
dude you're such a stoner boner

by ShadowFiend45 October 26, 2017

Insta-boner

When you get turned on so fast that your dick gets hard quicker than it can rearrange itself in your pants. Usually requires manual adjustment and is accompanied by drool and the inability to make rational decisions as lack of blood leaves your brain in a stupor.

Friend: “yo! Dude! Fix yourself! You got an insta-boner.”
Me: *babbles incoherently*
Friend: “Emily walked by, didn’t she?”
Me: “random jibberish* *fixes junk*

by Fetch Stick August 25, 2018

boner wet

The result of moistening one's erect penis due to engaging in coitus.

My babe is coming over tonight. I can't wait to get my boner wet.

I had such a wet boner after banging that chick.

by Red's Boy Andy Dufrein December 12, 2011

Dog Boner

A red rocket

“Dude look at that dog boner it’s disgusting.”
“Oh my god I want to suck it!”

by FesteringCunt October 11, 2025

No Boner Monday

No Boner Monday is a day to challenge yourself, it is what it says.

Hey Josh! I see your boner, on No Boner Monday! WTF!

by Glunters_Exploration TTV November 1, 2020