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Boner Dab

The act of pulling youre strong boner all to one side and then letting it go, so its swings around.
by Boner Dab January 4, 2017
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tart boner

When you get excited walking into a patisserie and notice how sexy the tart section looks.
Oi! put your tart boner away. There’s enough cream in here without you blowing your load!
by Slippy slipper slapper December 12, 2017
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Boner Trap

A partner in a relationship (female/male) whom does not make any move whatsoever or allow you to. This usually leads to cheating or an ending to the relationship. When you refuse to do either of the two options, you are stuck hence the word "Boner Trap."
Man, dating a Boner Trap is like owning a Lamborghini and not being able to drive it.
by EthanFeng October 13, 2015
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whiskey boner

When you’re so drunk, you get a Boner. A side effect of many drugs, including alcohol.
Hey girl, you ready to go cause I got a whiskey Boner
by SmashTheState May 22, 2023
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credit card boner

When you put a straw in the tip of your penis hole and insert it into a girls uterus and ejaculate through the straw.
Hey man don’t drink from that straw. That’s my credit card boner straw
by ConnorP696969 February 18, 2021
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Nose Boner

The act of your nose becoming aroused at the sight and or thought of cocaine
Friend 1: WHO’S GOT THE DRUGS TONIGHT?!
Friend 2: Right here my man..
(Hands them a folded dollar bill)
Friend 1: Omg, you just gave me a Nose Boner
by Dave Chiconey May 23, 2022
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