Whipped Topping

The act of jerking off on the toilet while taking a shit so that you cum on a fresh turd cake.

Friend: Are you taking a shit?

You: I was why?

Friend: Well what are you doing now, jerking off?
You: Yeah that's exactly what I'm doing.

Friend: Seriously?

You: Yeah it's called a whipped topping

Don't flush until you've hit it with the whipped topping.

by Random acts of weirdness August 12, 2024

Top-druff

When topping off a male and there appears to be pubic dandruff

That guy I sucked off last week had SERIOUS top-druff... i might need to get him some HEAD and shoulders ;)

by Therealspeller January 5, 2024

just top button

Common slang for "just the top button"

"Hey, can you look up on urbanditionary what "just top button" is"

okay. <go to computer and enter "just the top button">

"The definition isn't here man. I guess i'll just enter in the definition"

<Enters the above into the definition>

by niggletss February 6, 2014

top

slang word for oral sex

Yo, she gave me some good ass top last night.

by ob1ivionn February 27, 2022

Top koks

Mit Top Koks bezeichnet man eine extrem gute Sache!
Synonym zu Stark

Franka hat ihr Abi bekommen?
Top Koks!

by Lxlxlx June 29, 2017

Larry on top

When a short and often stocky man is on top while having sex with a tall companion

We tried Larry on top for his birthday

by Cream-daddy July 14, 2022

top speed

1. The fastest speed a vehicle (or organism) can travel at.
2. Used to express good wishes, especially toward those undergoing travel; synonymous with "Godspeed".
3. (u) Used to describe the best possible outcome of a situation; synonymous with "top notch".

(u) Uncommonly used

1) "What's the top speed of a cheetah?" - "65 – 75 mph"
2) "I'm being deployed soon." - "Top speed to you, mate"
3) "How's that report coming?" - "Working on it; top speed."

by a dude, probably November 20, 2019