Friend: Are you taking a shit?
You: I was why?
Friend: Well what are you doing now, jerking off?
You: Yeah that's exactly what I'm doing.
Friend: Seriously?
You: Yeah it's called a whipped topping
Don't flush until you've hit it with the whipped topping.
You: I was why?
Friend: Well what are you doing now, jerking off?
You: Yeah that's exactly what I'm doing.
Friend: Seriously?
You: Yeah it's called a whipped topping
Don't flush until you've hit it with the whipped topping.
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Get the Larry on top mug.1. The fastest speed a vehicle (or organism) can travel at.
2. Used to express good wishes, especially toward those undergoing travel; synonymous with "Godspeed".
3. (u) Used to describe the best possible outcome of a situation; synonymous with "top notch".
(u) Uncommonly used
2. Used to express good wishes, especially toward those undergoing travel; synonymous with "Godspeed".
3. (u) Used to describe the best possible outcome of a situation; synonymous with "top notch".
(u) Uncommonly used
1) "What's the top speed of a cheetah?" - "65 – 75 mph"
2) "I'm being deployed soon." - "Top speed to you, mate"
3) "How's that report coming?" - "Working on it; top speed."
2) "I'm being deployed soon." - "Top speed to you, mate"
3) "How's that report coming?" - "Working on it; top speed."
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