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Top My Johnson

A Form Of Oral Sex (Giving Head), Term Made Popular By Juju Balla
She Was Boutta Top My Johnson At The Crib.
by Unknown219988482 September 21, 2021
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top

sam is such a top
by smawnsmash March 7, 2021
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on top

to run up the hill huffing and puffing with a picnic box and wait
(on top)
"so was he here already or is he late like me?"
by Krkič May 14, 2019
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Top

Margherita Is the toppest person I've ever met.
by Lesbica futurista August 31, 2021
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Well Top Doodle

It's like when ur saying "Well to bad" but it's "Well top doodle
Person A: I can't go out tonight

Person B: Well top doodle!
by Ur local dumb person March 31, 2022
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Top Deck

Top deck...

Refers to the male genetalia, where half is lighter than the other half.Usually the balls and half the shaft is brown or darker and the top is lighter, like a Cadbury Top Deck chocolate.

Also applies to when the whole of the man's genetalia is darker than the rest of his body.
"omg girl, I made out with him finally and he has a top deck"

He looked at his dick and realised he was a top deck

He was white as snow but he was swinging the top deck
by TopDeck August 20, 2022
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top kill

A variation on the "Upper Deck" , a Top Kill is the act of securing the water supply to the toilet tank & flushing all the water out until the tank is dry. You then manually lift the "flapper" exposing the hole which leads to the bowl. You then force a large quantity of Butt - Mud into the hole at extremely high pressure therefore sealing the tube permanently.
I was trying to sleep in Todd's parents room, but their god-damn toilet kept running. I finally had to give it a Top Kill or I would never have gotten any rest at all.
by MadMark August 8, 2010
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