Facebooked

The Act of Silencing someone and taking away their freedom of speech and all their rights! Synonym cancel culture.
I said something wrong I've been facebooked!
by Jeff Casa Grande April 05, 2021
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Facebook Time-Traveler

(Noun, Verb, Adj)-A Facebook Time Traveler is a phrase used to describe an married or single individual who will take the liberty to stalk former classmates' walls in an effort to eventually pursue them. An influx of Facebook messages or a request for one's cell number is typically a standard operating procedure.
So, Jimmy is acting like a Facebook Time-Traveler ! I mean, what's up with the Love bombing??? He messaged me like 5 times asking me if I remembered our Biology class after study hall?? He also said that "I was the one that got away"? Wtf does this mean after all these years? It's kinda creepy. Ewe, he's married too! Oh boy, I may have to block him.
by Cappy C February 06, 2023
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Every Female on Facebook

Every girl who has a facebook page is so stupid they believe everything on facebook
Dude 1: BRO! You see what this dumbass bitch just said on Facebook.

Dude 2: hell yea I aint surprised tho, that's every female on Facebook.
by FuckYoBitch12 December 18, 2017
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Facebook Status

When Someone Beats you 5-0 or more goals without them scoring showing complete humiliation on how bad they are at the game
I just Facebook statused John, He is terrible at Fifa.
by Weshboy May 22, 2020
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A pun used by boomers, e.g parents or teachers, when they want to encourage a kid to study while trying to be hip and trendy despite Facebook being an irrelevant website today.
Kid: *is playing a mobile game*
Boomer: leave Facebook and face your book!
Kid: I'm not even on Facebook wth
by SonicFanon1 June 02, 2023
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Facebook break

Browsing Facebook frequently to break up the monotony of your work day.
Co-worker: You want to grab some coffee?

You: Sure, but give me 5 minutes. I'm on a Facebook break.
by ohmytodd December 28, 2010
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What you say to someone when they say something buffoonishly idiotic or something silly
Facebook controlling misinformation? Yes ! Facebook thinking or actually controlling any misinformation is like me saying Stalin is alive. Facebook does not and can't, nor should it, control any misinformation.
by Sexydimma February 03, 2022
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