Wet legs

Derogatory nickname for somebody that wets themselves/has urinary incontinence.

{typically used by school children}
* "Hey, look! There's wet legs."
* "I'm not sitting next to wet legs."
* "Remember wet legs from school?"
by Awkward broccoli January 07, 2024
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de wet

De Wet is the Irish's answer to the tall dark and handsome stereotype. With his gorgeous ginger locks, boyish good looks and afinity for all things Pokemon, a De Wet will most certainly star in the fantasies of Jamaican Bobsled team-members. If you ever come accross a De Wet, be sure to catch em!
Person 1: "Sally, I met a De Wet last night... I was chasing a rare Pokemon and his ginger hair caught my eye"

Person 2: "Well I hope you caught him too!"
by BlackRose512 March 09, 2017
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wetting the knuckle

she is in there wetting the knuckle again
by turtlesac November 25, 2016
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Wet Taki

When your significant other eats an entire bag of Takis, then proceeds to give you a handjob and a blowjob. The sensation of the Taki powder burns your genitalia with pleasure and gives the receiver a euphoric sensation.
Guy #1: Hey, how'd it go with Jennifer last night?
Guy #2: Dude, it was incredible. She gave me a Wet Taki
Guy #1: No way! That's insane!
by Jordan Daniels May 07, 2022
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Wet Willy Dickbag

An individual who willing makes hand to hand contact with another individual who has visibly licked their hand.
He saw me lick my hand and still shook my hand, what a wet willy dickbag
by Mpierre October 06, 2021
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Wet Wilkie

Like a wet willy, but when you shove your dick in someone's belly button.
Mary: I got a wet wilkie, it was terrorising rape.
by Unknown Dropouts May 30, 2011
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Wet Banana Sunday

when you have to work in a supermarket on a sunday and pick up a bunch of wet imported bananas that have never seen the light of day and they smell fucking foul
happy wet banana sunday
“i’m having a breakdown because it’s wet banana sunday”
by justgotchocolateimokaynow July 09, 2023
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