fashion brain fart

a brief mental blank when attempting to pick out an outfit, complete forgetfulness of one's own ability to put an outfit together without mental strain.

I've been looking through my closet for hours and I still can't find anything to wear - I'm having a total fashion brain fart!

by misslaurendeane November 29, 2021

has no brain and is thick

Logan

logan has no brain and is thick

by jasfdsdaifsdkfs July 28, 2021

bog brain

when the brain is of dubious size but incontrovertible moisture.

"I heard Ashley wrote down all of her common conversations on notecards to help save time" "whoa. what a bog brain play"

by minerharry January 22, 2025

fetus brain

The most intelligent and attractive person ever. You’d definitely want to date them ;)

“Oh yeah, I wanna sleep with fetus brain”

by Erectiondetection;) October 29, 2019

Brain dart

The stem of a homemade australian bong. The purpose of which is to rapidly rip the cone into the users brain.

“Wow maschy whats that?!“

“A brain dart mate”

by 57352 April 20, 2020

brain pain

correct and far superior word for "headache"

"I don't know, I'm having such a headache today" - "Headache???? What's a headache???? Don't you mean brain pain?!!!"

by itsbrainpainbitch April 2, 2022

Old brain

someone who only lives on past knowledge and doesn't understand the new things that have been made for this world and resides to the older version of things. Continuing to live by things in the past

Old brain, "You write with your right hand not with your left when writing." Based on how writing with your left hand in the past was seen as abnormal and creepy while writing with your right hand was seen as the norm

by Red.kin April 4, 2021