David

He looks like he smells like fish sticks... and you’re exactly right.

Mom why does this deodorant smell like David.

by howtosucdick June 2, 2020

David

A David is a heartbreaker. He acts like a gentleman but can replace u with another woman very fast. He is surrounded by woman and always a mood maker. Not to forget about looks. David is very handsome.

person 1: wasn’t that davids chick?

person 2: yah but he got a new one

by Pokimidari November 24, 2021

David

Most handsome boy without flaw sexy. Will sweep off any girls off their feet. Great personality. Confident above 6 feet. Hollow cheeks. Smart. Badass. Will get the girl he loves and marry her

Crush: Who's that boy?
Friend: He's David
Crush: He's very attractive and confident

by Emperor David January 6, 2021

David

Most likely to have short enough hair to look like a recovering cancer patient, but is also athletic to the point where he can run and jump faster and higher than any human alive

Did you hear? David just jumped over the school fence!

by DemureKrosis January 6, 2023

Davide

Can’t fry an eggplant.

“This lunch was delicious but sadly they pulled a Davide”

by K11gang November 22, 2021

DAVID HER

If a girl just won't shut up , shove a xanix down her throat

Dude, my friend's girl was just b****** and b****** You know and I was like " bro just David her!"

by FANCYMOUSE February 14, 2024

David

There are two types of David’s, charming and the guy you want to be with, and the one who pretends to be the first guy but may have a serious addiction to drugs or alcohol.

Scenario 1:

Guy: Hey David how you doin’?

David: “Swell, just took the family out to the Grand Canyon!”
David: “How about you, y’all doin’ alright?

Scenario 2:

Wife: “Love you hun have a good day!”
David: “I love you too babe!”

David: Pretend to go to work but actually go and by some snuff

by JDZav July 8, 2023