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by anonymous July 22, 2022
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RUN LIKE A DONKE

Run like a donkey is something I thought of, it defines a person telling another person to run fast, but in a more funny or interesting way
Person 1: RUN LIKE A DONKE
Person 2: bUt i aM1!1!!1!!
Person 1: e v e n f a s t e r
by Ninja Monke March 4, 2021
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run of shame

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run of shame

the "run of shame" comes from the walk of shame but means something quite diffrent.

the run of shame is where the shame is so apparrent the solition entails running. this can happen in a number of diffrent ways. foot ball is a good example
You are innocently walking through the park and a nearby game a football is in motion and the ball flies in your general direction. You have a choice.

a. ignore the ball

b. kick the ball back trying to look as talented as possible

c. try and stop the ball and carefully pass it back trying not to look to silly.

You choose option b, you attempt to smash the ball as hard as one can to reach the football game eagerly awaiting the return of there ball. you fail you miss hit the ball spectacularly falling over and the ball goes even future away from the football game, you possibly break or deflate the ball in the process, lose the ball, or simply look bad at football in front of lots of people. The shame caused by this is over whelming the only thing appropriate is to run hard after the miss hit ball and pray you don’t make the same mistake again. “The run of shame”

Example 2. You run, you shoot at goal, you miss and it goes miles past the keeper, without stopping you continue to retrieve the epic fail of a shot, hopefully getting the ball back will redeem the fail. This is the "run of shame"

Example 3 you kick the ball over an impassable obstacle (fence, lake, country border), before anyone can get cross with you for ruing the game you commence the “run of shame” knowing full well there is no getting the ball back.
by funnyhippo March 22, 2011
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Running Moosetracks

(verb)~Messing with or trying to fool someone or something
i.e. Are you tryna run moosetracks on me right now.
He was running moosetracks on my day ones ya herr.
by Daniel J Donaldson October 19, 2022
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Running Start

Bring the hips out as far as they go and proceeding to commence a powerful hump to begin sex.
Woman: come on already
Man: let me get a running start
Woman: what? (proceeds to happen) AHHHHH!!
by Darkchicken August 3, 2011
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size run

In clothing retail, a size run refers to a full set of clothing sizes. This can mean a range from XS-XL, or whatever that line of clothing’s size range may be.
We got 12 size runs of these hoodies in the middle of fucking summer, why does HQ hate us?!
by depressedretailworker July 30, 2022
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Bucket Run

A humorous run to the bathroom most women do post-sex to prevent semen dripping down their legs. Named the 'bucket run' because of the imaginary bucket between the legs in an attempt to catch any spillage.
Girl spies fellow house mate walk oddly to the bathroom after the sex noises stop. 'RUN BUCKET RUN!'
by hyswc February 26, 2013
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