Potato

1. A starchy root vegetable

2. A computer, machine or connection that is lacking in processing power or speed

3. A bland, plain person.

1. "I love me a baked potato"

2. "bro this video is like 2 fps. are you running this on a potato"

3. "I'm such a potato"

by arandomlurker January 6, 2025

Baked Potato

The act of a person with Down syndrome getting high

I know I want to make my brother a baked potato

by Rosstherubberchicken October 17, 2019

potatoe

the irish potatoe of swidish noises

man i have that potatoe

by Mesicmania October 24, 2019

Potato fetus

Potato fetus is when a fat women has a hairy coochie that smells like bunions

Ewww all I can smell is potato fetus

by RubberDuckEater69 October 27, 2019

potato

its a round pice of shit with lumps and stuff and its peachy brown color and its the most bootiful this in the world and your all jealiouse of it

i killed a patato and turned it to freanch mbaked potatos

by potatoloverjelly October 28, 2019

Potato

A yummy way to fix any problem

Dude: *Gets into argument*
Bro: *Throws potato at gut*

by MooIsCool November 1, 2019

Potato

A vegetable that is found growing in the ground and is most likely going to be brown and ugly.🥔

Girl: what is that shoved up your ass?
Boy: it’s a potato!
Girl: ...

by GabbyC03 November 2, 2019