Playing for Blood

To take a competition or activity so seriously that the participant is not willing to give up until significant bodily harm or death occurs, the final step beyond "playing for keeps".

It implies that the competition or activity in question will have no regard for personal safety, and any rules in regards to it normally in place will be disregarded. If it is a sport of some kind, the sport will be played in the most violent and physical way possible. The competition or activity will not end until one party wins or is physically incapacitated.

Anger: "You better stop flirting with my girlfriend, I play for blood."
Competitiveness: "If you really want to prove your better than I am, we're gonna be playing for blood."
Adrenaline high: "Don't go rock climbing with me unless you play for blood, no anchors, no rope, just us and gravity trying to kill us."

by anonymous November 28, 2025

Quick Play

Mode in TETR.IO where you climb the Zenith Tower and KO people. The game gets harder the more you climb, and you can make it even harder by selecting modifiers. ALSO THE OST IS A BANGER

Guy 1: I play Quick Play
Guy 2: You're gay

by Joao3 November 30, 2025

The human play-dough

A horrific and vile sexual act where a person sits on their partners face and defacates (shits) into the mouth of the person who is the human play-dough machine. The aim is to release enough excrement that it fills the person's mouth and eventually comes out their ears. (This is similar to how play-dough could be pushed into machines and it would come out of other holes due to the pressure)

Tip: For better results the one defacating should eat taco bell to cause diarrhea, the consistency should be runny but still firm, similar to play-dough

Chris: I did the human play-dough on my boyfriends face last night, you should try it

by Wiseman486 December 16, 2025

Playing Simcity

When instead of focusing on battle and conquest in any combat-oriented RTS game, you spend the resources meticulously designing your own home base/town/castle. This is detrimental outside of single-player mode.

"This little kid is just playing Simcity. Let's nuke his shit."

by Susie Sue December 24, 2025

can't play slots without a lever

what a gambler that likes femboys says

yo bro aint my girl a baddie over there

dude... that chicks a dude

hey, can't play slots without a lever

AHHAHAAAA🎰🎰🎰🎰

by gambleratheart December 25, 2025

Played against Plumbers

Used to critique the acclaim of older NBA players by claiming their competition was less skilled on average.

"MJ had 6 rings, but he played against plumbers. Kobe's clearly the goat."

"You a whole bitch"

by andcastle December 25, 2025

Child's Play (2019)

Not as good when it's not Charles Lee Ray.

Hym "I actually just watched Child's Play (2019) the other day because you know how much I love me some Aubrey Plaza (And I wrote about this a while back) but what make Child's Play so compelling is the fact that Charles Lee Ray is this homicidal manic who is also magic. I had to watch the original one to wash the taste out of my mouth immediately afterwards and there's this part in the original where Andy's mom is trying to get Chucky to talk and she threatens to throw him in the fire. He starts cussing her out 'You stupid bitch! You slut! I'll reach you to mess with me' and it's just great. And THIS... Is kind of like that. I'm like Andy's mom and you're like the Chucky and that is exactly why I don't give a fuck about your kids. So no. What you need to do is stop using your kids as a pretense to infest other people's lives and/or curate their rights or you need to explode. Just like Chucky. You gotta blow him up. Or you know that the recycled plastic is just going to get used to make another doll and then he'll just come back and try to steal your kids body and then Chucky is you kid! And that's no good for anybody."

by Hym Iam December 27, 2025