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Bowl Job

An act or instance of smoking a bowl of weed, in apology for a fuckup
1)Bro, I’m sorry I walked out with giving you the $100 I owe you for the dankest shit I’ve smoked in a while. Let me give you a bowl job to make it up to you.

2) Bro, thanks for driving me out to give my dealer the money. Let me give you a bowl job to make up for the hassle.
by Jon and Po March 10, 2009
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College Paint Job

A College Paintjob is when you pipe down a girl and before you nut you scream, cum on your hand and with cover her face with that cum. Once the deed is done you leave the building regardless of who owns the house.
Marc: Hey Isaac how was the night with Vanessa?
Isaac: Bro, you wouldn't believe it she would not shut up about astrology so I had to give her a college paint job
Marc: That's crazy bro you just left her to spread eagle in your house. I respect you
by hahasuka June 4, 2020
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Manitoba Moose Job

While having intercource one partner wears a moose costume, while the other pretends to be a hunter and shoots their partner and proceed to bang their partners lifeless corps.
Dude I totally gave Margret a Manitoba Moose Job last night.
by MBCI June 14, 2015
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Double Blow Job

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Generally, this is when two girls lick and suck 1 cock in both their mouths at the same time.
When both Melissa and Sandra gave me a Double Blow Job,I blasted both their faces with a huge, sticky load of white, hot jizz and watched as they Snowball my load in both their mouths!
by E-Dog June 8, 2004
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Michigan Hand Job

When you gotta get that nut off but it is so cold your significant other leaves her mittens on while giving you a hand job.
It sucked that the battery died and the tow truck took so long to get to us. But, hey at least I got a pretty sweet Michigan hand job while we waited.
by lobo11 October 14, 2009
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Lawn Job

Dragging a person out of their house and beating their ass in the front yard.
Joe's mother screamed in horror as Rick lawn jobbed him out front.

Got to do a lawn job on a couple pussies in Flint.
by Gspot Gigilo July 6, 2009
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mickey mouse job

a job or task done in a piss poor manner, usually done in terrible timing and completed in a simpleton like fashion.
Mom: I hired this masonry company to lay a brick wall, the wall collapsed on day 2 after completion. What a fucking mickey mouse job!
by bchc2003 October 15, 2017
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