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Deez Nuts

An old joke that some people rarely use to tick someone off...
"Hey! Guess what came in the mail today?"
DEEZ NUTS! HA GOTTEEM!
"I'm outta here..."
by fakename06 November 11, 2017
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Chemical nut

When you’re satisfying your significant others penis and the ejaculate a significant amount of nut that can only be described as chemical tasting.
Danny boy nutted in my throat I tried to swallow but it tasted like chemical nut.... damn Daniel
by Meatballslovesdick November 22, 2018
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Suck nuts

Said by kri21ynn on the daily
by Big head2 May 22, 2021
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nibba nut

That girl you've always tried to smash and when you do it it stays in your mind as one of the best nuts. People can also be your nibba nut if someone is your nibba nut you are working hard to smash
Situation one: I had a nibba nut last night

Situation two: Katie is my nibba nut
by Louis Mccaffery April 19, 2018
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Cocoa nut

When you lather chocolate on your partners penise or vagina and lick it of of then until they cum and it mix it in with milk and you and your partner drink it with 2 straws as fast as they can and the winner is the dominant
DUUDE DONT DRINK THAT!

Why not?

ME AND MY GIRLFRIEND COCOA NUTTED LAST NIGHT.

*drinks entire gallon*

DUUUDE NICE WANNA COCOA NUT RIGHT NOW?

YES PLEASE!!!!!!!
by Mr pee pee man December 6, 2019
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Nut Race

Noun: A game played generally in an orgy setting, were the men race to "bust their nut" first. The term is often used to describe someone in a hurry.
"Let's take things slow, it is not like we are in a nut race."

"I got the silver medal in the nut race at the orgy last night!"
by Vet Student December 19, 2011
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Yung Nut

A young man with some nice sperm and good rhymes. Will out rap you any day.
Hey yung nut will you be my sperm donor.
by Yungnutnate February 6, 2022
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