Marathon Pedophile

A term coined by the 2021 visual novel comedy "Class of '09." The main character, Nicole, describes it as: "He tries to make you question society's hatred of pedophilia before he actually goes after you. So then you'll feel bad if you tell on him afterwards." "A predator that plays the long game, a marathon pedophile."

Nicole: "He's what I call a marathon pedophile."

by sunfighteryoriichi July 2, 2024

March 4th

Chanel’s birthday is March 4th

March 4th is defined as Chanel’s birthday

by mwah.chanel July 3, 2024

March 30

A rich short very loveable and cute person whos most likely to get engaged with a scorpio

Wow you were born on March 30th?
You know that Aries are most compatible with scorpios

by Dr mike oxlongg July 5, 2024

Manthesis

Like a hypothesis. Except, it’s right the first time, cause a Man did it

Janet, your hypothesis was interesting, but your experiment showed it was wrong. Meanwhile, Carl’s Manthesis was correct and needed no further experimentation to prove correct.

by KentuckyKobra512 July 7, 2024

Maitha

Maithas the most perfect and gorgeous girl youll ever meet. Shes so beautiful and ethereal. Shes someone you could always count on and youll never regret spending time with her. Shes the best blessing thats ever happened to me and ill always love her.

Maitha is gorgeous.

by a9riiii July 21, 2024

March 20

International Happiness Day, hope you have a great day on March 20!!!💗💖🫶

International Happiness Day is on March 20

by Dghp_noteggplant July 24, 2024

Maitha

An honest gift to Earth from God. She's been through a lot, but that doesn't stop her from being the best version of herself all the time. She's made bigger comebacks in life than Son Gohan from Dragon Ball Z, and continues to prosper and strive for the best in wake of her past. No matter how bad your current situation is, if she enters your life, you'll always feel happy knowing she exists. She adores all things pink, Jujutsu Kaisen, Hunter X Hunter, One Piece, and Naruto. Her favourite characters from these anime are Satoru Gojo, Killua Zoldyck, Portgas D. Ace, and Itachi Uchiha. Her most treasured things are her amazing husband, her best friend, and her 4 wonderful cats.

P1: I don't know who's looking out for us higher in the chain of command, but they're doing an amazing job at keeping us secure!
P2: That must be Maitha. Workplace rumours say she worked her way up to the top from a measly managerial position.

by Sparking!! August 14, 2024