God/Jesus is our Lord and Savior that died on the cross for our sins. God is the father, son, and the holy spirit.
by Ilove_jesus June 9, 2023
Get the God/Jesusmug. Guy with the Thickest biggest cock you’ll ever see. Thinking His name makes you moan. Woman love him and men are jealous of him.
by Queen queefa March 22, 2022
Get the Jesusmug. Falsely needing wheelchairs at airports, to get priority boarding when getting ON the plane, but NO LONGER NEED THE WHEELCHAIRS upon arrival.
On that last flight, 14 passengers got on the plane by wheelchair, but by the time we got to Los Angeles, 10 of them had been miraculously healed by "Jetway Jesus!"
by NobodyHereButUsChickens May 26, 2024
Get the Jetway Jesusmug. Hym "Amd you don't want me to submit to Jesus. You want me to submit to you by proxy. Jesus isn't here and even if he came back today I wouldn't submit to him. AND! AND... If he is real... He can't even do anything about it because I'm immortal."
by Hym Iam March 2, 2025
Get the Jesusmug. Jesus loves me this I know
For the Bible tells me so!
Little ones to Him belong
They are weak but He is strong
YEEEEES Jesus loves MEEE!
Yesssss Jesus loves me
Yes Jesus loves MEE!
The Bible tells me soo
For the Bible tells me so!
Little ones to Him belong
They are weak but He is strong
YEEEEES Jesus loves MEEE!
Yesssss Jesus loves me
Yes Jesus loves MEE!
The Bible tells me soo
by legoman67 October 1, 2025
Get the Jesusmug. Hym "Yeah, no he IS Jesus Smuggling. He do be doing that. That's funny that you actually called him out for it. Even after the fact. It's so dishonest. By defining God thay way it implicit that the people who consider it an active and sentient being that has acted upon reality on several occasions by engaging in direct dialogue with key figures thought history. And he hates ME because his sophistry doesn't work on me."
by Hym Iam December 29, 2023
Get the Jesus Smugglingmug. by me lolita September 3, 2025
Get the Jesus Christmug.