Jesus Christ

honestly the coolest guy i know

these weird athiest fuckers piss me off in the definitions

Jesus Christ is very cool

by me lolita September 3, 2025

Jesus

A name of a very cute guy

Omg did you see Jesus he is so cute.

by Chulito November 22, 2021

Jesus

A pick me boy who likes to follow around girls most commonly known for “playing for the wrong team” likes to be respectful upfront but a whore in person.

Jesus: hey guys
Girls: Help help leave me alone!

by Truthwithurmom November 21, 2023

Meat Jesus

He is the one true God. He is Ron fucking Swanson.

Meat Jesus is better than RJ the Hedge God.

by Ron Swanson is Meat Jesus September 24, 2017

Jesus

That funny guy your middle age mom, 90 Year old grandpa and a couple of the neighbor kids talk about

They say he can perform miracles and heal people like fuckin shining diamond or some shit and that he’ll come back from the dead someday

I ain’t buying that nonsense!

Jesus more like jeSUS

Haha got em

Your Jesus obsessed mom: Ayy you know jebis is gonna judge yo ass for your sins someday right?

You: Nah homie that mf dead let’s get you your meds

Your mom: REEEEEEEEEE

by VeryGoodwithWords May 16, 2021

Black Jesus

A god

Black Jesus was found running from the police.

by The Real Black Jesus March 24, 2019

jesus tits and a half

Meaning holy shit or oh my gosh but at a whole new extreme

Jesus tits and a half you neeed to settle that skanktron down

by joshyboi November 16, 2013