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donkeyman

Someone who dates your daughter and takes the place over. He brings his shit over, including his mass defecating boxer and makes himself at home. Need not worry my friend, in 3-4 years this vagrant of a boyfriend will be gone, off to lead a life of doing sopa operas and dancing at male strip clubs (such as "the Cave"). Donekeyman may resemble Dolph Lungren, but don't let him fool you, he knows no fighting moves, as he will assault you with his prowess of pole dancing and "As The World Turns" trivia
I went to Cruise's house yesterday and donkeyman was there with his boxer. He soon left, however, to his exotic dancing gig at Retro 35621007.
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Donkeyheimers

Democratic memory loss. Typically afflicts democrats who forget that the Obama administration has not come close to achieving the "change" that was promised.
My dad is voting Democratic in the mid-term elections. He suffers from donkeyheimers, and has forgotten that all things promised by the current administration have not come even close to fruition.
by Motulady October 17, 2010
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Donkeytache

Opposition force to Monkeytache take over mostly on Ubermangamania.ultimawebs.com forums but soon spreading. beliefs include good communism such as weekly distribution of points to all posters no matter their posting percentage
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by Donkeytache_for_ever November 9, 2003
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donkeypunchkid

man, this donkeypunchkid tastes weird...
by JamesJonahJameson April 21, 2005
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donkeyflopper

Fuckrat and fuckballs combined.

Donkeyflopper
by F-Rat November 26, 2007
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donkeyline

A straight line. A direct route traveled quickly (substitute in the phrase "make a beeline" for): This is Middle East origin or slang as a donkey will literally take the shortest route between himself and a known food source. See beeline.
The minute he came home he made a donkeyline for the frige.
by Walt "the man" March 10, 2008
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Donkeylord

To be a extremely lazy and fat person. Usually ugly, has back, side, and front acne and also likes to play videos games 24/7.
Mike McCarthy is such a donkeylord... all he does in play video games and cut his carrot all day long.
by Joe Lue March 7, 2010
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