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My/Mochi Ice Cream

Perfectly pillowy mochi balls filled with milky, melty ice cream. It's basically a mouthboggling mouthgasm of chewy and creamy textures. Found in a purpinkle box in the freezer section of any grocery store.
Bruh have you ever chewed on your ice cream?! You need to try My/Mochi Ice Cream!
by always sl3epin April 6, 2021
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It was a bit of a hard day at the ice cream factory

When you’re asked about how your day was and you had a bad one but the person who is asking had an objectively worse day than you did.
Firefighter: we lost every child to the fire at the orphanage. Anyway, how was your day?
Me, working at a party service: We ran out of balloons and the customer got really angry.
It was a bit of a hard day at the ice cream factory.
by Kiwipo January 16, 2023
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Hit vanilla cream to help out with your self esteem

(a black person, undeniably a male) to ejaculate and rub their semen on themselves to try to look white.
Hit vanilla cream to help out with your self esteem
by DefinitionsPlug June 11, 2024
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Ice Cream Sandwich

a sex position were to big brolic black guys fuck one skinny white guy.
by somedumbshitwhiteguy February 22, 2021
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Blow Cream

Bull semen carefully filtered in the mouth of a bearded german cowboy named Otto and then blown into a carton. The blowing creates a texture reminiscent of heavy cream. Used in cooking traditional German meals.
“Go down to the store and get some blow cream. This gravy needs more hints of semen.”
by Nike7537 February 21, 2022
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cottageville cream cake

Cottageville cream cake
When you have anal sex with your female partner and you ejaculate in her anus and pull it out. Then she squats on your chest and blows out cottage Ville cream cakes. My partner loves to tease a Cottageville cream cake
by Cottageville cream cake October 9, 2018
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Nasal Cream

A type of cream for your nosetrils that is meant to be soothing
WARNING: Nasal Cream can cause pain in one's small intestine.
I do not like Nasal Cream because it hurts my small intestine
by The pigeon of doom June 5, 2020
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